strangerinthesky asked:

Do your audio book will be a collection of little stories or like one extensive one?

It will be one extensive story but broken up into lots of chapters that are all wildly different from each other. It’ll be recommended to listen to them in order!

Oh man, all this talk about it is getting me excited, I’d better hurry up and get it finished!

KickThePJ’s Tiny Monster Collection #4
Darminion the Collector is a gatherer for hire. He creeps into your bedroom at night and snatches up your soul which he stores away for eternity in his nifty leather satchel. The final face of his victims is imprinted on their spirit forever, as they hopelessly try to escape.
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KickThePJ’s Tiny Monster Collection #4

Darminion the Collector is a gatherer for hire. He creeps into your bedroom at night and snatches up your soul which he stores away for eternity in his nifty leather satchel. The final face of his victims is imprinted on their spirit forever, as they hopelessly try to escape.

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KickThePJ’s Tiny Monster Collection #3
Sirsquick is a sucker for sticking to soft surfaces. It’s been debated amongst scientists for decades, which came first, Sirsquick or his moustache? I can finally put this dispute to rest that the moustache did in fact come first.
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KickThePJ’s Tiny Monster Collection #3

Sirsquick is a sucker for sticking to soft surfaces. It’s been debated amongst scientists for decades, which came first, Sirsquick or his moustache? I can finally put this dispute to rest that the moustache did in fact come first.

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janesbyond asked:

Will your tiny monster collection become like a generation of Pokemon that can be trained virtually and cherished in the form of trading cards or is that just my wishful thinking?

THAT’S AN AMAZING IDEA! I don’t think I have the resources to create trading cards (as much as I would freakin’ love to), but I’ll keep the tiny monster collection going online until I figure out what I do want to do with it. 

KickThePJ’s Tiny Monster Collection #2
Lickcil lives in the past, the present and the future. He’s constantly in a state of consuming himself, some say that’s how he’s able to live in multiple dimensions at once. Those who have attempted to mimic him have not been so successful.
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KickThePJ’s Tiny Monster Collection #2

Lickcil lives in the past, the present and the future. He’s constantly in a state of consuming himself, some say that’s how he’s able to live in multiple dimensions at once. Those who have attempted to mimic him have not been so successful.

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KickThePJ’s Tiny Monster Collection #1
GoopStrange is a rubbery purple creature that lives in the depths of your bellybutton. Its shadow imprint is the strongest of any creature, so when you notice small bruises appear about your body, there’s a high chance that it’s just the gloomy presence of GoopStrange.
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KickThePJ’s Tiny Monster Collection #1

GoopStrange is a rubbery purple creature that lives in the depths of your bellybutton. Its shadow imprint is the strongest of any creature, so when you notice small bruises appear about your body, there’s a high chance that it’s just the gloomy presence of GoopStrange.

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HEY TINY PLANET EXPLORERS!

If you’ve not seen my new video or asked a question for the next slurp, then you can check it out right here!

I mention in the video that I plan on releasing an audiobook of fantasy stories this year! I thought I’d give a bit more of an explanation on that. 

So I’ve been writing a bunch of fantasy themed stories for about a year now with the intentions of creating a super atmospheric and fun audiobook. The reason I’ve finally mentioned it is because now I have to finish it this year. It has been promised.

I’m aiming to release it this summer, but I’ll make sure you all know when it’s nearing completion! I can’t wait to reveal more about it, it’s gonna rock! You guys are gonna love it. 

Anyway, go watch my video! There’s lots more videos to come ^____^

oh hey, is that a child’s birthday cake?

I didn’t want to talk about this because it’s so unlike me to bring up subjects like this, I like to keep the peace, but right now I feel like hulk smashing a child’s birthday cake.

I didn’t want to give it any more exposure than it already has, but for people who have watched this video, I have a couple of things I want to say. 

the video in question - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsDtN756rm4 (original removed)

this is not content, this is trash, it’s disrespectful, misogynistic, contradicting, and just really foul. these guys are sending out a lot of terrible messages and I just wanted to say, if someone expects you to be a certain way, or in these guys cases, 50+ different ways, they’re not worth your time or energy.

I don’t care what kind of videos these guys make, but as soon as they start telling someone what they should do or be, then it gets problematic, because there are a lot of impressionable, young people who subscribe to people like this on YouTube.

I hope these guys own up and admit they’ve said a lot of terrible things, but sadly, I don’t think they will. If you were offended in any way by their video, jeez, I’d like to apologise on their behalf, because they sure as hell won’t.

you’re safe in my little nook of the internet. I will continue to tell stories and have fun adventures, and you’re all invited.

for peeps who didn’t understand my video about “what I look for in a girl” that I made ages ago, I hope you finally understand. I basically portrayed my feelings towards this kind of content in a very kickthepj way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWcR59H7o2A

PJ, OUT! *vanishes in a puff a smoke leaving behind a child’s birthday cake*

EDIT: He never publicly apologised or owned up to being a total douche canoe, he just removed the video and made the entire situation about himself, trying to excuse his actions by saying stuff like “u know i find all girls beautiful, I can’t blive u would think otherwise” or something terrible along those lines. How about maybe don’t do that and just apologise?